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what goes all around the world but stays at a corner.
ans-stamp
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bees goes to school by what?ans:by buzzzzzzzzzz
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what starts with 't' end with 't' and full
of 't'.
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Patli gali Doodh se bhari?
Ans- tubelight
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do robots have brothers
ans;no it has only tras sisters
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A beggar has me, a king needs me, but if you eat me then you will die. Who am I?
Answer: Nothing;A beggar has nothing, a king needs nothing, but if you eat nothing then you will die.
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gol gol rasta bheech me ghadda . ans jalebi
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When they take out your appendix, it's called an append ectomy.When they take out your tonsills,it's called a tonsillectomy what do they call it when they remove a growth from your head ?
Ans: Haircut.
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it has a mouth but never eats.it has a bed but never sleeps.always running never walks.what is it?
ANS:A RIVER.guss how
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A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
ans:The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
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name a ship which does not sail
ans:friendship
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Q.MOST COOL ALPHABET?
A.'C',BECAUSE IT REMAIN IN BETWEEN 'ICE'
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what does a bee say to a naughty bee?
ans:bee hive your self
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What has fingers but cant't type?Ans.Gloves
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Q.Name a board on which we really do not play games A.Keyboard
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why robber wore blue gloves ? - because he did not wanted to caught red handed.
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my name starts with CH and ends with CH who am i? CHURCH
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in one house their r many chidrens who r they? ans:match box
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I drink water and I am dead. Who am I? Fire
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q:what did the traffic signal say to the driver?
A:Dont look i am changing!
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