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You're in a magical bathroom with no windows and the only way things can get in and out is by an open door. You decide to have a bath so you turn on the tap, you shut the door and the handle breaks so you can't open it. You then turn off the tap and the knob breaks so water keeps coming. How do you save yourself from drowning?
Pull out the plug in the bath.
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Two boys were playing marble and suddenly rushed to the hospital.
Smaller boy told to the doctor, “I have swallowed a marble.”
Doctor: “I see, Is this your brother with you?” asked to the older boy.
The other boy replied “No, I own the marble.”
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What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment,but never in a thousand years? ANS: The letter ‘M’
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one bird while flying gives an egg but it does not fell why???? ans- because it is wearing an underwear!
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A funny thing is to cll dominoes and ask for pizza hut's no. ha ha :) :):):):):):):)
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in a table there are 60 cups so if one falls then how many will remain ans:5 because it is 6 tea cups
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would you like to be eaten lion or a tiger?
I would like a tiger eating a lion
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What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? Ans:The‘M’letter
years?
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Which is the biggest pan
Ans: japan
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mahatma gandhi was born on 1869 what happened to him when 1871?
Ans: he celebrates his 2nd birthday
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what do you call a zipper on a bannana?
Ans:fruit fly!
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what is the worlds dangerous number
Ans: NO17 becoz if put it upside down it will become Lion
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why do african animals does not play games?
Ans: because there are too many cheetahs(cheaters)
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What 11 letter english word does everyone pronounced incorroctly
Ans:incorrectly
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Question:WHAT GOES UP WHEN RAIN COMES DOWN?
Answer:UMBRELLA
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what belongs to you but others use more than you
Ans:your name
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a man was found murderd on sunday morning. his wife imediatly called police the police questioned the wife and staff got these alibis: the wife she was sleeping
Ans: it was maid she was geting an mail and there is no mail on sunday!
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why do six afraid of seven
Ans: seven eight nine \ seven ate nine
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what can make a octapus laugh
ten tickles (Tentacles!)
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why did the baby ant confused?
Ans: because all his uncles wife are ants
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