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Interviewer: just imagine youare on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite sport?
Batminton!
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A skeleton joke
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!
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TEACHER-i killed a person.convert this to future tense.
stdnt-the future is u will go to jail.
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Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
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why maths book s unhappy ...........................bcoz it s full of problems
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When a lock is opened by many keys it becums a bad lock.
But when a key opens many locks.....
It is a MASTER KEY
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When a lock is opened by many keys it becums a bad lock.
But when a key opens many locks.....
It is a MASTER KEY
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mom:where are you going now?
pinky:to milk the cow.
mom:not in this new dress
pinky:no, in this new can.
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
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punjab me 2 seater helicopter ek kabristan me crash hua socho 2 din headlines kya hongi?
headlines:sardaro ne 250 lashe dhond nikali pata nahi aur kitni niklingi janne ke liye dekhte paihya aaj tak
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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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what did 1 wall say to the other?
meet u at the corner
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Q.which ant is bigger than an elephant?
ANS.A gi"ant"!
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Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye bewakoof___ EVERY YEAR
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three indians will be going in an aeroplane.airhostess says that plane has become very heavy and they shoud throw their things.the first indian throws his knife.the second one throws his championship cup and the third one thows an atom bomb.the first one goes to his home.everybody will be crying.heaks what happened.they say that "aknife fell from sky and killd ur brother!!!!!"then the second indian goes home.there too everybody were crying.he asked what happened."a trophe fell from the sky and killed ur sis !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'the third indian goes home.there everybody will be laughing.he asks what happened. "ur brother left gas so the whole city blasted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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