|
|
Church minister: Do you say a little prayer before you sit down to eat your meals?
Little boy: There’s no need for that, my mum’s a great cook!
|
|
A guide was showing an old lady round a zoo.
"Here we have a native of Australia," he said, taking her to the kangaroo's cage.
"Goodness," the old lady replied in shock. "My grand-daughter's married one of those!"
|
|
Pawan: What would you like to drink?
Shikha: Ale, please.
Pawan: Pale?
Shikha: Oh, no, a glass is enough!
|
|
Teacher.Why you are not doing home work. Student.Because i live in hostel.
|
|
Question:Why there is trees?
Answer:Because,the crows want to put No:2
|
|
How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday
|
|
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
|
|
what did the maths notebook say to the science notebook??
I have lots of problem to solve!!
|
|
why do pandas love to see classic movies??
Ans-because they are black and white in colour!!!
|
|
Mother to Son, Pappu:I am going out for an hour, say "Yes" to all you meet Pappu in market Bhelpuri wala: Pappu bhel khaoge? Pappu:Yes Bakerywala:Pappu cake khaoge? Pappu: Yes Sardaar: Pappu lafa khaoge? Pappu:Yes Pappu gets one Lafa and goes home crying. Next Day Mother instructs Pappu to say NO to all Bhelpuri wala: Pappu bhel khaoge? Pappu:No Bakerywala:Pappu cake khaoge? Pappu: No Sardaar: Pappu kal ka lafa yaad hai? Pappu:No So Sardaar ek aur laafa deta hai Pappu gets one Lafa and goes home crying. Next Day Mother instructs Pappu to say VERY GOOD to all Bhelpuri wala: Pappu bhel kaisee thi? Pappu:Very Good Bakerywala:Pappu cake kaisee thi? Pappu: Very Good Sardaar: Pappu aaj dimaag mat khaana, meri biwi mar gayee hai Pappu:Very Good! So Pappu got few more lafaas
|
|
sunil: in the board they have written donkeys are not aloud but still cows are there
rahul: are you fool! how can animals read the board
|
|
What runs but never Walks
Ans: water
|
|
Why did the car spoil the proggramme?
It is because it has aspoiler.
|
|
teacher:why are you crying?
student:My head is aching.
teacher:have you bought your medecines?
student:yes,mam.
teacher:than eat it.
the student starts to cut the side of the medecines
teacher:why are you cutting the sides of the medecines.
student:to prevent side effects,mam
Ha Ha Ha
|
|
Rahul : Sunil a donkey is there in my house
Sunil: Why did you stand near the mirror? explaination: Because he was the donkey!and he saw his reflection
|
|
What is the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can't birb.
|
|
A husband and wife was in shopping!!! Wife saw a board where see found [Kanjivaram Saree Rs: 50/- , Silk Saree Rs: 25/- , Cotton Saree Rs: 10/- ].
She said:- Aye ji. Mujhe 500 rupaye do me bahot sari sareeyan kharidubgi. Woh dekho uss dukan mein kitna sasta mill raha hein.
Husband :- Chup ho jao.
Wife:- Kyon?
Husband:- Woh saree ki dukan nahi hein. Woh ek laundry hein...
|
|
Which is faster, heat or cold?
Ans : Heat because u can catch cold !
|
|
A husband and wife was in shopping!!! Wife saw a board where see found [Kanjivaram Saree Rs: 50/- , Silk Saree Rs: 25/- , Cotton Saree Rs: 10/- ].
She said:- Aye ji. Mujhe 500 rupaye do me bahot sari sareeyan kharidubgi. Woh dekho uss dukan mein kitna sasta mill raha hein.
Husband :- Chup ho jao.
Wife:- Kyon?
Husband:- Woh saree ki dukan nahi hein. Woh ek laundry hein...
|
|
how do you help a starving monster!
Ans: Give them a hand!!!
|
|
