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santa plane land hote hi chilaya- oye banglore aa gaya banglore balle balle
air hostess- sir plz be silent
sardar-oye anglore aa gaya anglore alle. alee..
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my father is a Nepali and my mother is bengali my brother is arapari and my sister is malayali
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why do africans have black body? because they dont have proper clothes to wear
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Englishman says-twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are, Hindiman says-tinda pinda aam ka achaar khao piyo maaro dakar
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father:why r u drawing on the walls?
son:papa,you said that this is our drawing room
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hutch ke ceo ne mujhe kaha ki agar tum meri beti ko pata liya toh mai apana nam badal lunga and now see hutch is vodafone mujh se panga mat lena
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ek din ek kali ladki ke pankh lag jate hai va bhagwan se poochtee hai " bhagwan kya mein pari ban gayi " bhagwan kehta hai " nahi re pagli tu chimgadad ban gayi "
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one day a person was going on buffalo so the traffic police man stopped him and said" where is your helmet" so the person point his finger to the legs of buffalo and said "this is a four wheeler"
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Kaun si heroin (actress) hamesha mote nahi hone ki advice deti hai??
its URMILA-MAT-TOND-KAR
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a baby's weight was 80kg when it was born and it increased to 120kg in 5 days. it's simple because it was a baby elephant!!!
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Why was the nose tired
Ans:because it was running all day
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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Whats the time when a elephant sits on your car?its time to buy a new car
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a boy comes to school in one black and in one white shoe.
Teacher:go home and wear the correct pair of shoes.
boy:its of no use. at home also there is one white and one black shoe.
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sardar 1 din galti se samundar mein doob raha tha.tabhi uske hath ek machli aai.sardar to machli:ja mai to apni jaan na bacha saka tu apni jaan bacha le.
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What can tou keep Even after tou give it away
Ans:Cold
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Customer:The soup tastes funny
Waiter:Then,Why are you not laughing
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Rina: How many children have you got?
Ameena: Two boys and a girl.
Rina: That's three altogether.
Ameena: No - one at a time!
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what will u call mr.bean when he sleeps...??
SOYABAN...!!!
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