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what goes up but never coms down
Ans: your age
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Son:Father the dog ate the cake which mummy made.
Father:Dont worry we will buy another dog.
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what is in the middle of the paris?
Ans: the letter r
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what do you call a gorilla with bannana on both the ears?
Ans: what ever you want, he cannot hear you!
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lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!
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What has four wheels says peep! peep!
ANS: milk truck
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santa plane land hote hi chilaya- oye banglore aa gaya banglore balle balle
air hostess- sir plz be silent
sardar-oye anglore aa gaya anglore alle. alee..
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my father is a Nepali and my mother is bengali my brother is arapari and my sister is malayali
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why do africans have black body? because they dont have proper clothes to wear
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Englishman says-twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are, Hindiman says-tinda pinda aam ka achaar khao piyo maaro dakar
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father:why r u drawing on the walls?
son:papa,you said that this is our drawing room
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hutch ke ceo ne mujhe kaha ki agar tum meri beti ko pata liya toh mai apana nam badal lunga and now see hutch is vodafone mujh se panga mat lena
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ek din ek kali ladki ke pankh lag jate hai va bhagwan se poochtee hai " bhagwan kya mein pari ban gayi " bhagwan kehta hai " nahi re pagli tu chimgadad ban gayi "
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one day a person was going on buffalo so the traffic police man stopped him and said" where is your helmet" so the person point his finger to the legs of buffalo and said "this is a four wheeler"
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Kaun si heroin (actress) hamesha mote nahi hone ki advice deti hai??
its URMILA-MAT-TOND-KAR
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a baby's weight was 80kg when it was born and it increased to 120kg in 5 days. it's simple because it was a baby elephant!!!
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Why was the nose tired
Ans:because it was running all day
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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Whats the time when a elephant sits on your car?its time to buy a new car
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