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which is the most hungry country in the world.
A.hungary
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One day a small boy was going in a boat.He had a chocolate.It fell in the river.He asked his mother the chocolate.She said don't worry it will come in our tap.Then after some time The boy's father fell into the river.His mother cried!The boy said"Don't worry my father will come in our tap!
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RAM :IN WHICH STATE IS GANGA?
SHYAM: IN UTTAR PRADRSH.
RAM: WRONG, IN LIQUID STATE
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rohit:by climbing the tree u can see the engineering college
mohit:if u leave ur hands u can see the medical college
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka.
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria!
neelesh
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TC: I think ur son is abov 12,he needs a full tkt. Lady: How he can b 12? I hav bn married 4 10 yrs. TC: I collect fares not confesion
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sardar: ghar ka sara saman chupa do mere dost aa rahe he. jito(sardars wife):kyo? wo kya chura lenge? sardar:oye nahi, pehchan lenge.
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective.
Interviewer : Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank you Sir for giving me the job, I will start investigating.......
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In x am Examiner(showd legs of bird):Tell d bird's name? Crack:don't know. Examiner: U failed.Wats ur name? Crack: c my legs n tell me
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Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
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WRITER WROTE: Hi sweety , keep a place for me in your heart . i may come any time. - yours ...... Q- who wrote 'yours' ??? ans- heart attack ha ha ha
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shopkeeper:parachutes jump from plane and land safely
sardar:if it does no open?
shopkeeper:money back!!!
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening
on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what he did all evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I re-arranged them.
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Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.
Major Rohail: Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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what is the answre of 'how are you?' and changes money? ans: FINE
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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