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sir:if 1000kg=ton. then 3000 kg =?
student:TON TONT TON
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Teacher:what is MATHS?
Student:Mental Attack To Healthy Students.
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doctor doctor I keep thinking i am a caterpillar?
don't worry you'll soon change.
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doctor doctor I keep thinking i am a caterpillar?
don't worry you'll soon change.
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boss:where were u born
banta:punjab
boss:which part
banta:kya which part whole body was born in punjab
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In a bar, a man attend the call of ringing mobile & spoke,"Hello tell honey"
Wife: Darling now I'm in shopping.shall I get 1 Lack Rs jewel?
Man: Sure honey get it.
Wife: 1 Silk saree worth 20000 Rs?
Man: 1 saree not enough honey, take 1 more.
Wife: ok dear, shall i use ur credit card?
Man: Sure ma, with pleasure.
All friends ask him after he put down his mobile, "You Love your wife this much?"
Man asked, "Excuse me, whose mobile is this?"
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patient:will this operation be successfull doctor:research says 1 out of every 10 must be sucessfull,aiready 9 are failed,so this must be sucessfull
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1.which gate do we open in the morning ans.colgate
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MR.A:DOCTOR,DOCTOR,MY EYE SIGHT IS GETTING WORSE. MR.B:YOU ARE RIGHT. THIS IS A POST OFFICE.
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A: Which liquid becomes solid on heating? B: don't know? A: Idly
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Hi' Need 1 girl 2 marry . . .
Age no bar,
Color no bar,
Height no bar,
Caste no bar,
But girl's father must hv his own bar.-. Cheers.
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In atm: Sardar1: I've seen ur password! Sardar2: What is it? Sardar1: It's 4 stars Sardar2: You are wrong!It's 2515!!!!
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MR.A:DOCTOR,DOCTOR,MY EYE SIGHT IS GETTING WORSE.
MR.B:YOU ARE RIGHT. THIS IS A POST OFFICE.
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TEACHER:WHAT ARE THE PEOPLE OF TURKY CALLED?
RAM: I DONT KNOW.
TEACHER:THEY ARE CALLED TURKS.WHAT ARE
THE PEOPLE OF GERMANY CALLED?
RAM:THEY ARE CALLED GERMS.
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conversation between teacher and student!
teacher:y u didnt do h.w?
student:sir no current
teacher:u should have used candle.
student:sir no match box.it is in pooja room.
teacher:y u didnt go to pooja room.
student:sir i didnt take bath
teacher:y u didnt take bath?
student:sir i aldready told u no current>>>::
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TEACHER:HEENA,I HAD TAUGHT YOU THE PAST TENSE YESTERDAY.NOW GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE.
HEENA:MAM,I WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY.
TEACHER:VERY GOOD.I AM GLAD! YOU UNDERSTOOD THE LESSON.
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James Bond and Chicken meet. Chicken:Whats your name??? James Bond: I'm Bond, James Bond. James bond asked the same question to chicken, Chicken: I'm Ken, Chicken.....:P
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REENA:MY SERVANT IS A MIRACLE WORKER. SNEHA:OH!REALLY. REENA:YES,IT IS A MIRACLE WHEN HE WORKS.
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which is the biggest gate in the world
ans:- COLGATE
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