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ek bar gaon me chori hui sab soch rahe the ki chori kisne ki ek aadmi bola ki yeh kaam to kisi chor ka hi ho sakta hai
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EK 2 SEATER HLICOPTER CRASHED IN KABRISTAN OF PUNJAB.HEADLINES: 2 SEATER HELICPOTER CRASHED IN KABRISTAN SARDARO NE KABRISTAN ME SE 250 LASHE DHOND NIKALI PATA NAHI AUR BHI KITNI NIKLI GIII.
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A prisoner was escaping. He dug a hole into a playground and leaped out of the hole, yelling,
"I'm free! I have just become free!" A small girl looked at him and replied,
"So what, I'm four!"
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whats the biggest ant in the world?
ans:gi'ants'
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teacher:raghu,if you drive at a speed of 40kmph for 30 minutes,how far would you reach in an hour?
RAGHU: NOT VERY FAR
TEACHER:WHAT DO YOU MEAN
RAGHU:WELL MAMI AM ONLY 12 YEARS OLD....TOO YOUNG TO DRIVE A CAR.
EVERYBODY:HA!HA!HA!HA!
TEACHER:!
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teacher ; riya correct the sentence the bull and cow are grazing . riya: the cow and bull is grazing .teacher : but u didnt correct it . riya: i have corrected it mam . because always ladies first gents next.
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Q: why is the math book so unhappy?
A: because it's full of problems !!
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Ram- Do you study on your birthday??
Shyam-no.
Ram- then why do you go to School on your birthday??
Shyam- to study!!
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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?
Strike 1!
Strike 2!
Strike 3!
You're out!
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बंता: आप तो डॉक्टर के पास जाने वाले थे, क्या हुआ?
संता: यार कल जाऊँगा, आज थोड़ी तबियत ख़राब है!
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Gab bhi exam me answer Yaad nahi aye to !!!!!!!!! ye bana dena aur likh dena "scratch here to get answer.
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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India
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Two young boys were spending the night at their grand parents.
At bed time,the two boys knelt down bedside to say their prayers.the younger one began praying at the top of voice,"I pray for a new bicycle.I pray for a new PSP.....".His older brother nealed over, nudging his younger brother ,and asked,"why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."The little brother replied,"no but grandma is!".
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golu bed ke upar ulta hua tha
molu-tu bed par q latka hua he
golu-''sar dard'' ki goli khai thi kahi pet me na chali jaye.
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teacher to electronic student-naade (nalle)KO English me kya keheta hai
student-p.h.d
teacher-wht
student-pajama holding device
ha!ha!ha!
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how do honest people brush their teeth?
with truthbrush and truthpaste.
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Teacher to Student: Can you define who is a LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping
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Teacher to Student: Can you define who is a LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping!
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