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customer:how much for a haircut?
barber:rs.75
customer:how much for a shave?
barber:rs.50
customer:okay,shave my head.
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair! You answered the easy ones and left me with the hard one!
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What color is a Burp?
Burple
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salesman;
paji...!cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
sardar;
nahi hum cockroach ko itna pyar nahi karta! aaj powderlenga to kal perfume mangega..
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What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
You Glow Girl
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Why shouldn't you tell jokes when you are ice skating?
Because the ice might crack up
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Rahul-I want a bicycle dad.
Rahul's father-I will buy u one if you
stand first in the class.
Rahul-Today u will have to buy me one bicycle dad I was the first person to enter the class
when the teacher walked in.
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What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor?
A Knight light
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How do bees get to school?
On the school buzzz.
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judge:this is the tenth time you have appeared in the court. I fine you rs.100.
alik:don't i get a discount for being a good customer.
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raj:today my sister sat on a pin
ram:what happened
raj:nothing to worry its a sefty pin
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What do you call a pretend railway?
A Play station
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What room didn't the ghost dare to go into?
The living room
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Which is braver - a stone or a stump?
A stone. because it's a little boulder
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What is a computers favourite music?
Disc-o
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What did the girl do after she drank 8 Sodas?
She burped 7UP
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santa ko machar pareshan kr rha tha
tang aakar wo bed k nicha so gya
tabhi waha 1 jugnu aya
santa bola; sala ab torch leker dhund rha h muje
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When set loose I Fly away
Never so cursed as when I go astray. What am I?
A Fart
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What do you call witches that live together?
Broom - mates
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What has eighteen legs and catches flies?
A Baseball team
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